诗瑞银 // Ryan

80s_trash @ 2003-08-19T15:16:00

2003-08-19T19:15:41Z

So yeah, after 2+ years of updating this journal, I'm retiring its name.

From this point forward, I'll be posting at leucotome. Please update your 'Friends List' accordingly.

[curtsy]

80s_trash @ 2003-08-18T23:11:00

2003-08-19T03:11:35Z

So now that I'm employed again, I need to have my housewarming party... and I'm SO ready for it.

I want to have it soon. I want dinner with dishes to pass and lawn torches and party games and drinking and dancing and fun!

Soon.

80s_trash @ 2003-08-18T12:24:00

2003-08-18T16:24:19Z

Well, I'm sitting here in a towel all "Wild Amateur Boys 2"-style waiting for my clothes to dry and listening to my heart slam around in my chest, so I thought I'd update LiveJournal. Today should be fun. I haven't done anything social in what seems like quite a while. sadismisfun and I are supposed to get together today to go shopping in Buckhead and maybe go downtown and take pictures of the COWS. You know how major cities always have those art exhibits where they place the same sculpture all over the city, but each is painted differently? I think Detroit had giant baseballs once. Or maybe that was Atlanta. Anyway, the current theme is comical cows and they make me want to cum. I love cows.

Perhaps I was a cow in a past life.

I don't know what to wear today because of my fears about the weather. If it's hot today, I'll end up sweating and I don't want that to show through my shirt. I've been very "unSURE" lately because of my body's slow adjustment to heat.

I think my clothes are done. Look at my damp armpits I'm so fucking hawt. :P

P.S.- hardfucker feel better. You're in my thoughts today.

80s_trash @ 2003-08-18T02:35:00

2003-08-18T06:36:32Z

I'm really growing irritated with not feeling well.

Fuck you, heart muscle. Stop palpatating and making my chest hurt. Do this to me one more time and I swear, I'm donating you. To science.

Maybe I should try detoxing from all stimulant and depressant chemicals for a week and see if that helps. I already hardly eat any fat or cholesterol anymore because I'm paranoid about having a heart attack. Yes, at my age. You would be too if your heart went through these random episodes of slamming around in your chest like a damned percussion ensemble. Then, of course, it has to go and get all irregular and scary.

Maybe it'll work. I know that my mom used to have severe heart palpatations and irregular rythm from drinking too much caffeine, so maybe it's a genetic thing beginning to assert itself.

Either way. Fuck you, faulty organ. I really want a refund on this body.

80s_trash @ 2003-08-17T21:13:00

2003-08-18T01:15:13Z

Dear Andrea,

Even though it's been a Shelly Long time since we've seen each other, I still feel as though we're very Glenn Close. Now that you're about to travel Mel Farr away, I hope to, at least, receive an e-mail from you Martin Short-ly!

Love,
Ryan

80s_trash @ 2003-08-17T18:28:00

2003-08-17T22:29:11Z

If I were a Straight Guy's Queer Eye, I'd totally be the cleaning queer. Give me cleaning products and I'm a force of fucking nature.

80s_trash @ 2003-08-17T14:07:00

2003-08-17T18:07:03Z

If you've never cleaned bathroom grout with hydrochloric acid, you've no idea what you're missing.

It's like being in war.

80s_trash @ 2003-08-16T22:25:00

2003-08-17T02:24:57Z

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

heh, It's ALMOST funny :P

80s_trash @ 2003-08-16T22:11:00

2003-08-17T02:11:33Z

Like the instructions said, I tested my pepper spray this evening...

I was upwind, I covered my mouth and face...

IT DOESN'T MATTER

I have decided that pepper spray is the strongest thing in the world.

EVERYTHING ON MY ENTIRE BEING IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cool!

80s_trash @ 2003-08-15T23:31:00

2003-08-16T03:31:22Z

Psycho Extraordinaire as he may have been, I'm beginning to wonder if my time with Ben might have taught me a thing or two.

But it's weird and complicated, so I'm not going to either believe it nor go into it just here and just now.

80s_trash @ 2003-08-15T21:07:00

2003-08-16T01:08:28Z

I've already scrubbed the bathroom and made dinner... now what am I supposed to do?

:/

80s_trash @ 2003-08-14T14:36:00

2003-08-14T18:36:22Z

"I'll kick your ass up so far, you'll look like a hunchback"

80s_trash @ 2003-08-14T12:05:00

2003-08-14T16:04:55Z

Because leeleelo did it while talking to me and I got all jealous, I decided to reformat the colours of my LiveJournal, as well. A special thanks to sadismisfun for helping me pull the hex codes for colours from images.

And I'd also like to thank God.

Anyway, you may think it looks like post-vomit Linda Blair pea soup, but I don't care what you think. I like it. These are very me colours. I guess that means I'm very post-vomit Linda Blair pea soup.

Today I'm going to go spend money I don't have on comfy flannel pajama pants. Because I don't have any.

Today/tonight will be fun.

80s_trash @ 2003-08-13T23:44:00

2003-08-14T03:44:22Z

80s_trash @ 2003-08-13T21:31:00

2003-08-14T01:31:30Z

Kyan: Grooming Guru

Which Member from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is your type?
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80s_trash @ 2003-08-13T15:32:00

2003-08-13T19:32:47Z

For once, my mother has more confidence in me than I do. And for once, I'm freaking out while she's being the calm, reassuring one.

Huh?

80s_trash @ 2003-08-13T05:20:00

2003-08-13T09:21:22Z

Tonight was perfect.

Chinese can be fun!

2003-08-12T19:16:12Z

老梆子 lao bang zi - an impolite term for the elderly. fogey. old fart.

出土文物 chu tu wen wu - lit. "unearthed historical relic", slang. - see above.

上脸 shang lian - "Asian blush", to become flushed after drinking alcohol.

碴霹 cha pi - to breakdance!

发烧友 fa shao you - "video fever", being obsessed with having the latest high-tech stereo and music equipment.

同性恋聚集处在哪儿？我们在这儿会受到骚扰马？ tongxinglian jujichu zai nar? women zai zher hui shoudao saorao ma? - "Where are the gay hangouts? Are we likely to be harassed here?"

80s_trash @ 2003-08-12T12:09:00

2003-08-12T16:09:14Z

You are Buckhead. You like to drink. A lot. You
tend to go home with different people every
night, but you still end up getting to work and
making a damn good living in the morning!

What part of Atlanta should you live in?
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80s_trash @ 2003-08-12T11:29:00

2003-08-12T15:29:02Z

Thank you leeleelo, for helping me to fix this.

There are men outside, cutting down a tree. Every time they get a large branch to fall, they hoot and holler. [holds head]

现在我应该去洗澡。洗澡以后，我去副食店买牛奶和汽水。
今天我没有很多事。昨天晚上，sadismisfun 给了我打电话。今天晚上我们两个去玩儿。不知道做什么。玩儿以后，我回家给你们楼。

再见。

80s_trash @ 2003-08-11T18:06:00

2003-08-11T22:05:51Z

I woke up at 9:00am today to go to the Georgia Department of Motor Vehicle Safety and get my Georgia driver's license.

I WAITED IN LINE FOR FOUR HOURS.

After all of that waiting, I did get my GA license, but what's more? I am SHINY in the picture. Goddammit. I look like a greased pig. Sadly enough, it could even be a semi-cute picture if it weren't for all the glare off of my forehead.

I am walking sex. Greasy, shiny, walking sex.

80s_trash @ 2003-08-11T16:54:00

2003-08-11T20:54:42Z

80s_trash @ 2003-08-10T22:43:00

2003-08-11T02:43:30Z

Thank you, Daniel, for the beautiful cow icons.

I am an old, white, suburbanite...

2003-08-10T21:33:11Z

Online bill payment is so fucking cool.

80s_trash @ 2003-08-10T14:53:00

2003-08-10T18:53:07Z

Had a pretty great day with Justus leeleelo, yesterday/last night. First, he came and picked me up and we headed off to get Chinese food on Buford Hwy. It was yum. Afterward, we went back to his place and decided that we had to rent the movie Big Business because well, it's just one fine 1988 cinematic masterpiece with Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin wearing shoulder-padded business skirt-suits. Lily Tomlin, in one scene, even wears a skort!

Christ, I'm a homo.

Anyway, after finding a Blockbuster that actually carried such a staple, we went to Kroger to buy beer. Really cool fags sit around drinking beer and watching Bette Midler movies. We pretty much just chilled around the Ryan Homestead all day. At one point, I cooked us chicken franks (40% less fat!) on the grill. Then, we decided to go downtown for my obligatory first-time-bar-hopping-in-Atlanta.

We first went to Red Chair. That was pretty fun. We got sufficiently intoxicated and met a few people, two of which were these guys named Brian and Brandon. After a while there, we took a cab so I could go lose my Backstreet virginity. For those of you not in-the-know about Crackstreet.... it's a three-level, balconied gay club that never closes. Ever. It's truly bizarre. I had a decent enough time there, and realized that it's nowhere near as bad as people have said it is.

Justus and I finally danced a bit and then headed back to his place and crashed. I woke up this morning more than a little hung over. Let me mention once more, I suck.

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